snapchatting:

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

lunaaltare:

myrmeen:

lunaaltare:

idk how ppl just be drinking juice and soda all day and not even glance at a cup of water…………….like u don’t feel that? ur body shutting down?

Soda and juice both have water in them, as does food. The body still gets enough hydration to get by.

105ttt:

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

derp-kitty:

i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

ronpaulhdwallpapers:

megapope:

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

if(goingToHitStuff) {

dont();

}

komaedalovemail:

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

food-vacuum:

I can’t hear you I’m eating chips

pussylipgloss:

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

c-bassmeow: